Am I?

Let's get into stereo-types. Am I, or am I not, a redneck, hick, white trash. Pros and cons. You decide...maybe decide what stereo-type you'd be mostly likely classified as if by a stranger and post pros-and-cons.

So, pro will be something that fits the mold of a redneck, cons break the stereo-type.

Pro 1. All of my cars are American.
Con 1. I have all of my teeth.
Pro 2. I own a car that has parts more valuable than the car.
Pro 3. The car is on jack stands.
Con 2. The car runs, all of my cars run.
Pro 4. I own 4 cars, and only have two people in the house that can drive.
Pro 5. My goatee is longer than my penis...yup, it's at least 2.5 inches long.
Pro 6. I own a pair of cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
Con 3. I only bought them because my wife likes that shit, I don't wear them. Actually, I wear the hat when I have to work outside on really hot days.
Pro 7. I am white.
Con 4. I have a tan.
Pro 8. I am unemployed, my wife works.
Pro 9. I do not have a college degree.
Pro 10. I do not have a trade.
Con 5. I am going to school...in my junior year of a math degree.
Con 6. I have been published.
Pro 11. So have lots of hicks.
Pro 12. I prefer fishing to golf.
Con 7. I own a house...NOT a trailer.
Pro 13. The house is a fixer-upper.
Con 8. I don't like country music.
Pro 14. I am a christian.
Con 9. I don't own a horse, a saddle, chew tobacco, smoke or drink Budweiser or Coors light.
Pro 15. I do like Coors however.

Whaddaya think?